So, I convinced a coworker to quit her job…and then I got promoted when she did.
I convinced her to quit and travel the world. She could always get a work visa and dry mangoes and pineapples in Australia if she needed money.
A week goes by, and she put in her two weeks. I was surprised. I didn’t think she would actually do it…I was just trying to be supportive and inspiring and whatnot.
Then, I got called into the boss’ office and got promoted.
Just like that.
There’s a 28 year old in my new department who–I’m starting to suspect–is in love with me.
He’s always hanging around my desk and talking to me…
He has a reputation for being an ass to everyone unless he needs something…He became really nice to me lately. Really nice. At first, I suspected he wanted a favour. But he hasn’t asked me for anything yet. So, I’m super suspicious of him.
He’s oddly in a good mood, smiling, and whistling and shit.
It’s really fucking suspicious.