Got the job

I got the job!! Woo hoo!!

Yours truly has resigned from her post at an insurance company/satan’s workshop today. I had a formal letter and everything. 

I think it went along the lines of:

Dear [Supervisor’s name],

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to work as part of your team for the past twelve months. I have learned a lot during my time here, and I appreciate your guidance and support.

Please accept this letter as 14 days’ notice of my resignation from [Satan’s workshop]

I would like to add that I lasted a year without going completely insane.

The letter was full of shit, though. It really should have been something like:

Dear fuckhead,

Thank you for making my life a living hell for the past twelve months. I haven’t learned shit during my time here, other than how to look like I haven’t been crying during my commute to work…to see your miserable ass.

I would resign right here and now, but I have to give you two weeks. If this paper looks wet, that’s because it is. I spat on it before giving it to you.

Fuck you.

Time to celebrate!!




10 thoughts on “Got the job

  1. Woohooo! Congrats!!

  2. Ha ha, brilliant! Congrats on the new job!

  3. Hahah way to go! I really, really hope I never end up working in Satan’s workshop or any of it’s affiliates! Big props to you for even sticking it out this long!
    I hope the new job goes well! Congrats again! 🙂

    j. parker

  4. Congratulations! One of our bloggers just got a new job too… I see commiseration in our future 😉

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