I got the job!! Woo hoo!!
Yours truly has resigned from her post at an insurance company/satan’s workshop today. I had a formal letter and everything.
I think it went along the lines of:
Dear [Supervisor’s name],
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to work as part of your team for the past twelve months. I have learned a lot during my time here, and I appreciate your guidance and support.
Please accept this letter as 14 days’ notice of my resignation from [Satan’s workshop]
I would like to add that I lasted a year without going completely insane.
The letter was full of shit, though. It really should have been something like:
Thank you for making my life a living hell for the past twelve months. I haven’t learned shit during my time here, other than how to look like I haven’t been crying during my commute to work…to see your miserable ass.
I would resign right here and now, but I have to give you two weeks. If this paper looks wet, that’s because it is. I spat on it before giving it to you.
Time to celebrate!!